September 2009
10 posts
Mission Statement.
I figure the way I’m going to get the most out of writing these and seeing what you guys think, is for me to take it somewhat seriously. Seeing as though the original format of this blog cannot be properly continued (as the result of me no longer working at *censored* computer repair) I will do my best to try to carry on the overall theme and perhaps bring in some new interesting ideas. And I will...
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Bioshock Dreams.
Mandragon: I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN BIOSHOCK …………………………………………………………………… 2:58 PM Erick: my god…. i just had the greates idea …………………………………………………………………… 2:58 PM Mandragon: whats that? …………………………………………………………………… 3:01 PM Mandragon: bioshock porn? …………………………………………………………………… 3:01 PM Erick: what if instead of puting plasmids on you hand, put it in your cock that would make you ummm cool!...
Abandonment Posthaste.
I haven’t been back to work since Monday. I’m thinking of not going back. Not only am I not getting payed but now I’m not even interning, I’m just volunteering.
I was fine with that.
Up until Monday.
First off I walk in the shop and as I turn the corner to the boss’s office I notice a mysterious man sitting in the chair opposite the boss’s desk. He is a young man dressed...
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Adhesive Abhorrence.
All new computers, well all big name brand computers are usually sold and packaged with something. And the very concept of it baffles me. I’m sure when most of you purchased the desktop or laptop you now sit in front of reading this blog waiting for it to be funny, it came with a variety of stickers and plastic wrap spouting useless specifications that could have easily and most likely ARE...
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Resisting Talent?
Indie rock pioneers Muse have released a new album entitled THE RESISTANCE. I’ll start by saying I don’t have an extensive knowledge of all of Muse’s accomplishments but I’m aware that they have reached large recognition and received lot’s of praise. I’m familiar with a few songs from their last album which I did enjoy although I wouldn’t say I was diehard...
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Districted Analysis.
Jumping far into the future with this review, I recently downloaded the widely successful science fiction/action film DISTRICT 9. Now if I seem harsh with this film it’s because I liked it. So I may just be nit-picking here. But overall I really enjoyed it. It was intense and heartbreaking at points. At first I thought the whole movie was going to be filmed in this stereotypical, documentary...
Dr. Stangelove, or: How I Learned to Further...
Well since I’m finding the downtime between blogs to be somewhat unbearable I thought I’d write a review of a movie that I recently saw, not necessarily a new one or one I haven’t already seen. I need something to entertain myself with. Although to me it’s almost pointless to write this review. It’s as though say, I was the biggest Nine Inch Nails fan and I basically...
False Innocence.
Whenever a computer is brought into work I can take one look at the gentleman or gentlewoman and tell whether or not I’m going to discover some sort of obscene material, whether it be photo’s of the owner nude or indecent or the latest in free hardcore pornography. But for the first time I didn’t see this coming. A computer was turned in with the usual problem. Viruses. Taking a...
Blasphemous Heresies.
Mankind is capable of some terrible things, we can all agree on that.
War
Violence
Rape
Carlos Mencia
So it really hurts me to see man find new ways of destroying the planet. Have you guessed what I’m referring to yet? I’m sure you have. You look like an intelligent, well-adversed crowd. I’m speaking of course about Apple Computers. Yes, I saw something today that cut right down to my soul,...
Macabre Revelations.
Whenever you buy a new computer, now matter what it is PC, Mac, Linux the moment you get to your desktop you are always greeted with something. Background wallpaper. It’s usually a pleasant scene from nature or abstract lines creating light and shadows. Something visually stimulating that makes you think of:
-Power
-Creativity
-Endless Possibility
It’s too bad. It seems like all these things...