Blasphemous Heresies.
Mankind is capable of some terrible things, we can all agree on that.
War
Violence
Rape
Carlos Mencia
So it really hurts me to see man find new ways of destroying the planet. Have you guessed what I’m referring to yet? I’m sure you have. You look like an intelligent, well-adversed crowd. I’m speaking of course about Apple Computers. Yes, I saw something today that cut right down to my soul, as my eyes engaged it, it was as though the rest of the world disappeared, and all I could see was…it, staring back at me. I heard nothing, but the screams and cries of a flaming village, gunfire, and teenagers frustrated with they’re broken iPods.
Do you see what I see? Do my eyes deceive me? Have you desecrated the name of Microsoft with that disgusting icon of deceit! Hast thou spat in gods eye? And yes I refer to Bill Gates as god. Why? Because he doesn’t fuck around with terrible commercials and focuses on making a good fucking piece of machinery. Seriously it’s built and marketed too keep the masses ignorant. the commercials are basically telling you, hey you don’t have to go through all that work of using a PC, a Mac does everything for you, because you’re so unintelligent you don’t know how to work one so let’s put one button on the mouse and make everything pretty and shiny! And hey there’s no viruses!…even though there IS viruses and Mac OSX is the easiest operating system on earth to hack and has the weakest security. Whatever, live in your big, white, silver, shiny bubble of stupidity. I’ll be getting shit done while you’re at that.
I can go on and on using delicately crafted words to continue this diatribe but ultimately the only way I want to say it is in the simplest form I can…
Mac’s
Are
Piss.
