False Innocence.
Whenever a computer is brought into work I can take one look at the gentleman or gentlewoman and tell whether or not I’m going to discover some sort of obscene material, whether it be photo’s of the owner nude or indecent or the latest in free hardcore pornography. But for the first time I didn’t see this coming. A computer was turned in with the usual problem. Viruses. Taking a quick glance at the somewhat outdated laptop I could tell right away it must belong to a child, I’m guessing around the age of 10-11. I’m making this assumption because of the Pokémon wallpaper and computer games from Nickelodeon.com that had shortcuts on his desktop. Now I thought if this kid has a laptop of his own he would have figured out how the internet and how porn works. I truly discovered internet pornography and the ins and outs (turbo puns) of it by the age of 11. I have since abandoned its use with the discovery that although rare an occurrence it may be, I can have sex in real life. Now don’t get me wrong it’s not like everyday I sit down at a computer and say “what kind of personal and embarrassing things will I find today”. In reality most of these silly things I find are either on the desktop or in their browsing history which I admit I do go through sometimes when it’s a slow day. In this particular computer I was simply looking for mean to entertain myself, but what I found had me laughing to myself so hard I needed to take notes on what I read. I thought I might share my findings with you all. Before I just start listing them I should explain that this boy seems to not have a firm grasp on the concept of the internet. The most amusing entries were right into the good old Google search bar. The interesting part is that not only are his…desires, very specific but childishly written and almost addressed to a person. Enough talk! Here they are.
1. Naked Girls Having Sex: simple enough. Nothing too outrageous.
2. Girls Kissing Naked: again, simple, juvenile.
3. Girls laying on each other kissing: now it almost seems like he’s evolving, combining his two previous searches.
4. Girls French kissing naked PLZ: see now he’s asking Google please, he’s addressing it like a person…I find this interesting. It’s been ages since I’ve heard the term “French kiss”. I didn’t know it was still in use.
5. Naked girls sucking boy’s penes: now we’ve made a massive leap into the extreme. And yes that is how he spelled penis.
6. Naked girls sucking boys penes now: at first glance your probably thinking he didn’t get what he wanted when he first put this in, and by adding NOW he would have better luck, but I submit that he in fact wanted to see a woman performing fellatio on a man LIVE, as in happening this moment. Cheeky. And since he spelled penis wrong again I’m going to assume that’s his level of spelling.
7. Naked Girl and boy has penis in girls butt: ok, well he spelled it right that’s good, and he’s developing a knack for spelling out what he wants. Although I’d say he could omit the words “naked”, “and”, “has”, “in”.
8. Boys trapped to have sex: no comment.
9. Boobs: fair enough.
10. Naked girls you can talk to now with boobs: most girls have boobs; well…I suppose you have a point there.
11. Family Guy: Lois having sex with brain: I don’t even know what to say. I am positive such material exists but who would want to see that? What kind of person does that take? And yes he put Brain not Brian.
12. Lois having sex with the dog: he was pretty intent on seeing that I suppose.
13. Pics that look like someone is kissing me: awwww :/
14. Sex party pics with only girls: I guess he phased out males in his desires.
15. Sex party pics with sex: pretty cute.
Well this could go on and on but you get the idea. We have fucked up the next generation of kids at an early age. THANKS INTERNET!
Kisses.
