Adhesive Abhorrence.
All new computers, well all big name brand computers are usually sold and packaged with something. And the very concept of it baffles me. I’m sure when most of you purchased the desktop or laptop you now sit in front of reading this blog waiting for it to be funny, it came with a variety of stickers and plastic wrap spouting useless specifications that could have easily and most likely ARE printed on the box from which your computer rested before you unwrapped him and gave him (or her i don’t want to instate a mandatory gender selection for your PC) a happy new home. Now once you’ve opened your computer and have it all set up, and your playing with it, changing the background, drawing a dick in Paint, etc you already know the specifications for your computer hopefully, as it is printed on not only the packaging, most likely in some-kind of manual and most importantly inside of your goddamn computer. Is there any conceivable reason why you would not remove the stickers from your computer? Seriously, if you had just giving birth to your infant son would you leave the umbilical chord attached? If you opened a restaurant would you leave the Grand Opening sign up for it’s entire existence? do these people deliberately do this to offend me?
I mean look at this! do you need to be constantly reminded that your computer is the perfect PC for digital photos, videos and music? which seeing as though this is an HP is an outright fabrication. I refrain from peeling them off myself for fear that the customer might actually become upset by the removal of this fuckin hideous parasite on the side of an otherwise sleek looking waste of money. And it doesn’t stop with them just being there sometimes they are peeling off because they have been left there for years. they don’t even want to be there! they are waiting for you to put them out of they’re misery. For years they have used all of they’re remaining strength to cling to a complete morons computer.
And that’s not the end! sometimes they are so old that the image they once bore is completely removed and illegible beyond hope and these people STILL refuse to take one fucking minute to peel them off!
God is dead and we are alone.
- Mandragon, a sad sad man.
