Bioshock Dreams.
Mandragon:
I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN BIOSHOCK
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2:58 PM
Erick:
my god…. i just had the greates idea
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2:58 PM
Mandragon:
whats that?
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3:01 PM
Mandragon:
bioshock porn?
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3:01 PM
Erick:
what if instead of puting plasmids on you hand, put it in your cock
that would make you ummm
cool!
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3:04 PM
Mandragon:
ummm like which one? i dont want a firedick
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3:06 PM
Mandragon:
or an ENRAGEdick
or a BEES dick
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3:07 PM
Erick:
how about a big daddy?
the electric one can be usefull in really low voltage
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3:08 PM
Mandragon:
“drill me big daddy!”
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3:08 PM
Erick:
hahaha
a telekenisis one can do all the physical jobs for you
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3:11 PM
Mandragon:
telekenetic bj’s?
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3:12 PM
Erick:
but… the bad thig is that when you ejaculate, you spit fire…
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3:13 PM
Mandragon:
ooouucchh, makes sense. i dont think extreme genetic code rewritting and sex go together very well
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3:14 PM
Erick:
yeah, maybe you can rewrite it in a way your wanger transforms into something nasty
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3:14 PM
Mandragon:
or instead of little sisters we could have…naked little sisters.
and more of them
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3:15 PM
Erick:
instead of big daddys, what about big mamas?
ok, no…
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3:15 PM
Mandragon:
yea i dont agree with that
can we call it BIOCOCK?
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3:16 PM
Erick:
now that’s clever
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3:17 PM
Mandragon:
we got ourselves a game!
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3:17 PM
Erick:
it sounds more like a cheap homemade porn movie
but really cool
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3:17 PM
Mandragon:
are we the stars?
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3:18 PM
Erick:
well, you always shine for me
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3:18 PM
Mandragon:
aww
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